DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS POST SELFIES AND THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU KIND OF JUST
This is fucking me up
these are menthols what a lie
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh
I get so pissed off if I don’t take a shit on the daily. Like I expect a nice, clean shit everyday. Cmon body you’re better than that.